Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize
