Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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