But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Let's paint friendship bongs
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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