I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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