idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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