chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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