Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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