his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I think people are normalizing furries
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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