Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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