I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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