I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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