so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
