It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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