They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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