No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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