we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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