I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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