I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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