What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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