Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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