Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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