i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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