the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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