You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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