Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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