After last night, I could never be a politician.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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