i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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