So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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