It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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