Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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