Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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