sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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