This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have surprise drugs for everyone
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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