Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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