we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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