so that wasnt chicken after all
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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