Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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