Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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