i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!