i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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