STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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