Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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