Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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