I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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