dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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