i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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