Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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