I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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