Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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