ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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I am one with the molecules
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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