I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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