so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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